Laughter for Fathers

Special 13-week Men's Conference:
-- Proposed schedule and course descriptions.

*** NOTE : Due to the complexity involved in acquiring an understanding of 
these concepts, each course can only accept a maximum of six participants.

Topic 1 : "How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays"
- Step-by-step instructions with slide presentation, followed by hands-on 
exercises in the lab.

Topic 2 : "Toilet Paper Rolls: Do they grow on the holders?"
- Round Table discussion

Topic 3 : "Health Watch : Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to
Your Health"
- Graphics and Audio Tape

Topic 4 : "Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Basket and the floor"
- Pictures and explanatory graphics

Topic 5 : "The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they
levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?"
- Secret camera video presentations of dining tables after a meal.

Topic 6 : "Loss of Identity : Losing the remote to your
significant other"
- Helpline Support and Support Groups.

Topic 7 : "Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in
the Right Place instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming"
- Open forum.

Topic 8 : How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy : Remembering Birthdays, 
Anniversaries, and Other Important Dates; and Calling When You're Going to 
Be Late."
- Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Topic 9 : "Real Men Can Ask for Directions When Lost"
- Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 : "How to Be the ideal Shopping Companion"
- Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 11 : "Learning to Live: Basic Differences between Mother
and Wife"
- Class discussions and role playing.

Topic 12 : "Men as co-pilots: Is It Genetically Possible to Control Our 
Impulse to Back-seat Drive?"
- Driving simulation exercises, including sitting quietly without wincing as 
she parallel parks.

Those making it to the end of the course will be issued with Completion 
Certificates and a 6 week series of refresher courses.

Courtesy of the Fatherhood Foundation: PO Box 440  Wollongong  NSW  2520  Ph: (02)4272 6677  Email: info@fathersonline.org  Web: www.fathersonline.org